While searching for white face paint (a friend is in a play) in Wal-Mart, I was forced to the aisle that also had the Halloween Costumes. I forgot to be outraged (for the moment) that it is September 16th.
A mom and daughter came down the aisle. I heard this conversation.
"Mom, the school says I can't be the Devil for Halloween."
"Of course not, you aren't going to be the Devil. You were Delilah last year and that's as close are you are going to get."
"Yeah, but that costume is too small for me now."
"Well, we burned it anyway, so it doesn't matter. Come on."