I saw a coffee cup the other day that said, “If momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”
Bad grammar aside, I think it’s great that you can pin down the specific type of co-dependence that makes up your dysfunctional family life with a coffee mug. A great way to start your day.
In this same vein, I guess it would be fine if you had a mug that said, “Dad likes to risk the mortgage payment betting on college football games,” or “Sister thinks twinkies are a food group,” or even “Brother is a kleptomaniac."
All of which would make momma unhappy, so I guess the “If momma ain’t…” mug kind of covers the subject...