I've finally heard a plan that will save mankind from the horrors of global warming.
It will take some education and committement from the citizens of the earth, but if carried out, the plan is guaranteed to eliminate mankind's effect on the global temperature.
The problem of overpopulation will be solved, which according to the experts, is the cause of the greenhouse gases that is about to ruin the earth.
The plan is to get every couple to commit to limit the number of children they bring into the world to NONE per family.
This ought to solve it.