One job I don't understand is the Surgeon General. Everyone makes a big deal out of it and there are hearings and vetting all so that when the guy gets the job he trots out his esteemed opinion that cigarettes and alcohol abuse MIGHT be hazardous to your health.
This is also the opinion of your parents, your AA sponsor and the Southern Baptist Convention.
Oh, and if you're pregnant, it's not a good idea to smoke or drink. Brilliant.
But this guy gets to have it written on all the packaging like he was the first one to think of it or something.
