Thoughts in the barber chair...
I may be wrong about this, but it seems pretty correct that the one defining thing about a man’s character might be his hairstyle.
Long hair…hippie…possible drug use. Democrat
Short hair…job…family...thinks lying to a grand jury is a crime...Republican.
Pony tail…independently wealthy or extremely unconcerned about public opinion. Independent, of course.
Now all of these have exceptions, and if you are one, congratulations.
My current hairstyle is the kind that doesn’t need combing and gets people to ask me how long I have been a Marine.
It takes about five minutes for the local barber to complete it. This way, I don’t have to talk at length about the government, the weather, or football. It’s not that I don’t have opinions on these things, but I don’t like to argue with a man that I can't see that has scissors in his hand.
And if you are insulted by the generalizations made in this post, you probably are due for a haircut.
