Sales Positions Available
Qualifications: Must disappear into thin air in the days following training. Must have a cell phone that “doesn’t ring for some reason” on a regular basis and an email address that receives messages 4 to 6 days after sent by employer.
A qualified applicant will NOT be subjected to drug testing. Are you kidding?
If interested, stop by the office, mention something in passing or sort of nod when we ask you if you’d like to work for us.
Salary will be based qualifications. That is, showing up more than one day in a row.
