Scoop went down to the local cemetary to take a photo of a tombstone of a famous citizen of the county, only to find the cemetary locked. Investigative journalist he was, scoop immediately phoned the local Funeral home to ask "how do you get into the cemetary."
(I should have also asked if he had Sir Walter Raleigh in a can, or how to get to Carnegie Hall)
After a guffaw or two, he was advised to go to a house down the street where the caretaker would let him in.
But, he decided to take a different approach.
