SPONTANEOUS DISAPPEARANCE
The Stupid Scholar
The Stupid Scholar
Aliases: Billy Joe, The Secret Smoker, Hey You There with the Beard DESCRIPTION
Date of Birth: Early 80’s
Hair: Black
Place of Birth: Maryland
Place of Birth: Maryland
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Height: 5'10"
Sex: Male
Weight: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Race: White
Occupation: Academics
Occupation: Academics
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS
The Stupid Scholar was heard from on August 26, 2008 on his blog when he posted something about free time and then on September 6, 2008 a link to a video saying, “This is what I want to be when I grow up.” He has not been seen since. He has not posted. He has simply vanished.
A search of D.C. area bars and taverns is being conducted. Be on the lookout for a man fitting the above description mumbling in greek and hebrew.
