Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Dirty Harry

Dear Inspector Callahan,

We here at Queer Eye for the Straight Guy are thrilled to hear you want to be on our show and can’t wait to meet you.

We know you will have a great time “hanging” with the guys while they make necessary suggestions in order to help you in areas of revamping your outdated wardrobe, redecorating your hideous apartment and offering much needed advice on grooming, lifestyle, and food. We’ll make you into a man that will be the envy of the department.

Of course, you know that our show is premised on and plays with the stereotypes that gay men are superior in matters of fashion, style, personal grooming, interior design and culture. Even Wikipedia says so. Well, to that stereotype, we say “bring it on!”

We’ll send along the “get acquainted” packet in a few weeks. And although we usually do the show in New York City, we would be happy to come out to Frisco, if you prefer. Just let us know.

Again, from all of us, we just want you to know that you’ve made our day.

Sincerely,


Ted, Kyan, Thom, Carson and Jai