Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Halloween (I-XII)

It’s interesting to find a movie named after a holiday as the entire title. Here are some you may or may not have seen:

President’s Day...Hillary goes out of town and Bill has a party.
Arbor Day...Terror runs rampant as trees rise up and shade the people that planted them
Cinco de Mayo…Chicos y chicas toman muchos cervezas. Porque? Como no?
Independence Day…Will Smith learns to fly an alien aircraft, saves the planet, scores 25 points and grabs 15 boards in the US vs. Aliens basketball game.
Earth Day…Remake of the 1936 classic “Reefer Madness”
Mother’s Day…All the laundry is done, someone else does the dishes and the kids go to bed early and sleep late.
Father’s Day…A lot like Mother’s day except the someone else isn’t him.
Groundhog Day…Every day some idiot posts stupid stuff to his blog.

On second thought, forget it.