Got an itch that needs a scratch? Don't fret, come to the Vice Mart! The Vice Mart has everything you need to commit the seven deadly sins, all under one roof!
For lust there's our magazine rack...for greed choose from any one of 45 games from the Tennessee Lottery...for gluttony choose from our aisle of Hormel Products, the beer cooler, the chips and candy aisle or just ask for a pack of Marlboro's.
For pride realize you are better than these losers who spend their time here, checking the daily lotto...and for envy wish you could spend all your time here.
And finally for wrath...grab two red bulls and just seethe as your lucky numbers cost you five more dollars.
And there's so much more, but I don't feel like wasting my time to tell you about it.
Come in today...I'm sure there's something you can wallow in!
