Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I come to the rescue...again.

Dear Aswana,

I got your letter yesterday about the 2.75 million dollars stuck in an account in Northeastern Botswana and have attached a document with my bank account numbers, social security number and passport numbers.

We really appreciate this opportunity to help you release the money from the account of your cousin, the former Prince of Moldavia. And we really appreciate you giving us 2.57 million for our help in releasing the funds.

We were a little leery of sending you our financial information (account numbers, etc), but even if you steal from us, the 2.57 million should cover any amount you could steal. We don’t have that much in the bank, so either way, we’ll come out ahead.

Thanks for everything!