The curtain opens.
Grace: How many elephants can you get in your house?
Me: I don’t know
Grace: Five or Seven.
(Cue laughter)
John: My turn, my turn, Daddy!
Me: Okay, go ahead
John: Knock, knock
Me: Who’s there?
John: A Cow
Me: A Cow who?
(Cue laughter)
Grace: My turn!
Me: Okay
Grace: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Me: I give up
Grace: To get to the other slide
(cue laughter)
