Thursday, April 9, 2009

*If it really does run…we won’t go catch it, I promise

My TBR (To be Read or in my case to be experienced) for April

Don’t Forget the Dumpster on Highway 125 is the story of a man who lives outside the city limits and therefore can’t get garbage pickup at his house. He is forced to put the garbage in the trunk of his car to take to various clandestine sites around the county.

I Should Have Bought a Truck, Too is the sequel to Don’t Forget the Dumpster of Highway 125. In this story, the man wishes he could get the huge plastic drainpipe off his property.

Well, Just Stand with Your Head Cocked to the Side is about a guy who is tired of arguing that the curtains are just fine and not crooked.

There’s Got to be a Way to Kill This is a story of a man who wishes he didn’t own 1.67 acres of land, complete with growing grass. It is a follow-up to But I Don’t Want to Own a Lawn Mower, a story that appeared in the March 15, 2007 issue of the Wall Street Journal.

It’s Us Again, You Know the Address is the tale of a family that can’t seem to solve various plumbing problems including the toilet running* all the time.