Long Island, NY -- A conspiracy was uncovered when a man and his wife were charged with child abandonment after authorities found out they had been dropping their child off at a government building where almost total strangers would raise them from 8:00 am to 3:00 pm Monday through Friday.
"We thought everyone was doing it," explained the man. "After all, the people in charge there care about them as much as we do, don't they?"
The scandal deepened when scores of other parents were found to be putting the children on public transportation (large yellow buses) to deliver them to the government building. In some cases, the children were seen bringing home propaganda and other materials they were to memorize in hopes of pleasing their daytime caretakers.
More on this as it develops.
