Never Ask Your Neighbor to Save the Environment when he used to be the Vice President
He doesn't recycle
There's no compost pile
He blacktopped his driveway
Shoot, he probably spit in the Nile
He stands in his yard
Spraying an aerosol can
I even saw him yesterday
Dumping out his oil pan
He turns up the heat in the winter
And the A/C in the heat
His carbon footprint is like
Sasquatch with swollen feet
But I'll keep my mouth shut
I will say nothing more
It's tough to talk to
A hypocrite like Al Gore
Thus endeth National Poetry Month...
