Hello, My name is not given
I'm an alcoholic you see
Today I'm with my friends
The people who accept me
You never have been judging
Or told me I've been wrong
It's that damn evil liquor
That sings it's evil song
I've lost my steady job
And beaten my pretty wife
But it's that Colt 45
That's screwed up my life
Now, instead of screaming while on a drunk
I just rage while straight
I guess the booze is still in my system
I'm a victim, I tell you, this is my fate
No booze, no hooch
No beer of any kind
I'm still a jerk, sure
But I'm sober so one seems to mind
Hello, My name is not given
And I've been sober for almost a year
It's pretty cool what I've accomplished
And to celebrate, I'd like a beer