Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Mom was worried the swingset we ordered for the kids might not be safe...

From: me
To: mom
Subject: swingset
Date: Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:37:13 -0400

Mom, I got this today, it should answer your questions about the Swing Set we’ve ordered.

August 12, 2007

Mr. and Mrs. ________________,

We would like to thank you for your order of the Mazano 3000 Deluxe Swingset and Jungle Jim. The installation will be done by our team of teenagers who will arrive on September 28 at 3:00.

The Mazano 3000 is made from the finest re-conditioned materials we could find. Spare parts from the 2005 recall will be used to supplement any substandard materials that may cause weak linkage of the swing and slide. Any defects should be apparent within three weeks of the first use. Remember, please make a list of problems and forward them to us as soon as you can. Also, please make sure you have any children not in your immediate family (and therefore not covered our signed agreement) sign the waiver form BEFORE playing on the apparatus. The installation crew will bring a stack of 100 waiver forms. For more forms, please go to http://www.mazanoreconditionedchildrenstoys.com/ to download them.

While on our website, you may also want to browse our new line of children's toys that we recently acquired at very low prices through a recently-closed factory on the Chinese mainland.

Again, we thank you for taking a chance on the Mazano 3000.

Sincerely,

Robert Gonzalez
Mazano Enterprises
145 W. 3rd St.
Phoenix, Az 33456