My gender prevents me understanding this subject, I’m told. To be honest I probably don’t. To also be honest, I don’t think they understand either.
I can’t think of a correlating hardship for men. It dominates. Again, I don’t understand. I know I don’t. Really.
Because of it, I’ve seen Baklava fly faster than the speed of sound. And it was my fault. I’m not being sarcastic.
Drugs don’t help. I’ve taken everything I could get my hands on. You just have to grin, keep one eye open at all times, and bear it.
On the other hand, the National Hockey League is missing out on a great marketing campaign for their television broadcasts.
ANNOUNCERS VOICE: “Tonight’s second period is brought to you by Tampax!”
Actually, I don’t know how the NHL functions. They have three of them PER GAME.
I know…I don’t understand.
Titles considered for this post:
Well, I understand how I feel about it…
We can land a man on the moon, but we can’t fix this…
Old King Cole was a Merry Old Soul only about three weeks a month…
How to alienate half the population…
and/or
Why (some people say) you shouldn’t vote for Hillary…