Tuesday, February 12, 2008

An inconveniently timed truth...

R. Timothy Patterson, professor of geology and director of the Ottawa-Carleton Geoscience Center of Canada's Carleton University, says, "By 2020, the sun will be starting into its weakest Schwabe cycle of the past two centuries, likely leading to unusually cool conditions on Earth."

For more: http://www.iceagenow.com/Scientists_worried_about_new_ice_age.htm

The time is now, my friends. Unless we act now, we will certainly freeze to death. You can do your part by doing the following on a regular basis:

· STOP re-cycling glass bottles, jars, newspapers and magazines and tin cans. Just throw them away
· DO NOT re-use plastic shopping bags and envelopes
· GET RID of the compost heap. Ugh. What were you thinking?
· FLUSH the toilet for no reason. Often.
· USE TWICE AS MUCH TOILET PAPER AS YOU NEED. At least two plys between your fingers and the “to be wiped area.”
· ALWAYS fill the kettle up with twice the amount of water you need to boil that time
· LEAVE the TV or video ON at all times
· NEVER CAR POOL. Tell your friends to get their own SUV.
· WASH EVERYTHING IN HOT WATER
· LEAVE ALL THE LIGHTS ON AT ALL TIMES
· FLY instead of drive. DRIVE instead of walk. If you have nothing else to do, spray an aerosol can into the sky.

If we all work together, we can save the planet.