PERSONAL SERVICES AGREEMENT
BETWEEN Mr. ___________________ (hereafter known as “THE GUY ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH”) AND Mr. _______________ (hereafter known as “THE SELF-CENTERED MORON”)
THIS AGREEMENT is made and entered into as of the date of the last signature affixed below by and between THE GUY ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH and THE SELF-CENTERED MORON.
THE GUY ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH, in the exercise of his duties, has determined that the demands of THE SELF-CENTERED MORON are excessive.
THE GUY ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH has concluded that the threat of THE SELF-CENTERED MORON to never return (unless he is allowed to act like a spoiled child) is a satisfactory agreement to which he is willing to enter into.
The parties mutually agree as follows:
1. The GUY ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH will not bend to the ridiculous demands of THE SELF-CENTERED MORON.
2. THE SELF-CENTERED MORON will never again come back to THE GUY ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH’s place of business.
3. This agreement could be altered by mutual agreement of both parties.
Entered into on this _______ day of _________, 2008.
THE GUY ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
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THE SELF-CENTERED MORON
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