Read it like Don Pardo...
From the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob comes something that has been sought for centuries…Ponce de Leon and King Arthur couldn’t find it. Indiana Jones and his dad found it, but then the movie ended and they haven’t been seen since. What is it you ask? It’s Eternal Life!
With the new Eternal Life Kit from God, you too can live for forever. And not just here but in Heaven, where the streets are gold and the beer is cold.
What, you ask, Do I need to do? Well, not much. Before the birth of Christ, eternal life was tough. You needed lambs and goats and to go to Jerusalem each year. Also, you needed to be Jewish, for the most part. And if you were a man, well, eight days in you might have wondered what you got yourself into.
But now, with the death of Christ on the Cross and his subsequent resurrection the price has been paid. It’s absolutely free!
To order, just stop trying to do it yourself, admit you are a sinner and accept the gift that has been given to all who will receive it. There will be no bills to pay, no further obligation. That’s right, you don’t have to change a thing. Drink, dance, play cards…it’s all allowed!
Christ paid the price. So what are you waiting for?
