I heard Hillary Clinton say she was responsible for peace in Northern Ireland.
This must mean that:
1. Bess Truman dropped the bomb that ended WW II.
2. Mary Todd Lincoln wrote the emancipation proclamation.
3. Barbara Bush and Nancy Reagan brought down the Berlin Wall and ended the Cold War.
4. Mrs. Oswald shot JFK, but she was aiming for Jackie-O.
5. Martha Washington was the Father of Our Country. Well, maybe…you seen a photo of her?
I have to wonder how Bill feels about this. Maybe he hopes Hillary will take credit also for:
1. Lying to a Grand Jury and getting disbarred
2. Horribly failing in trying to Socialize Health Care (oh..wait…)
3. Letting terrorists run free for eight years, bombing the World Trade Center, the USS Cole and preparing for 9/11.
4. Firing everyone in the Travel Office (oh…wait…)
5. Janet Reno
6. Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey…and a cast of thousands…
Note to Hillary: It was all timing…NO ONE could have brokered peace in Northern Ireland in 1974…NO ONE could have stopped the Cold War in 1963….it’s a matter of leadership displayed when events present themselves. And it wasn’t YOU anyway. It's hard enough to believe Bill was there.
Which bring me to Jimmy Carter…
