Somebody tell Bill Gates...

I have a rather simple cell phone, I’m told.

New phones now have all sorts of stuff added to them.

But, I’m not shelling out any cash until they get EVERYTHING in there.

People send emails from them, have music, GPS, web browsing, games, calculator, camera, and I’m sure some things I don’t know about. But I’m not biting yet. I’m holding out for:

- Universal remote for my TV and my stereo.
- Garage door opener.
- Keyless remote for my automobile.
- Baby monitor.
- Meat thermometer.

Just one remote for everything…I could do everything with this one “phone.”

Until I lose it.