Friday, May 1, 2009

The bathwater, the baby, the soap and the towel...

We didn’t kill all the Legionnaires to cure Legionnaires Disease, did we?

Or the Asians for the Asian Flu?

And why didn’t we just talk nice to the cows so they wouldn’t be so mad?

But, there are people out there killing pigs.

I think I know what is happening here.

The same people who brought you the $7 bag of Fritos (by using corn for gasoline and driving up the price) are at it again. If half the idiots kill their pigs, Farmer Brown will get more bang for his bacon at the market.

It’s all a scam to drive up the price of the BLT.

As I read it, it’s more likely you will get Swine Flu from a person than a pig.

So….