Track and field's ruling body is expected to declare Saturday that double-amputee sprinter Oscar Pistorius is ineligible to compete in the Beijing Olympics because his prosthetic legs give him an unfair advantage.
Now, this is news because we don’t expect anyone to do BETTER without real legs.
To me, it isn’t so surprising. Fake over real is a part of our lives. The entire plastic surgery industry is built on it.
For me personally, I see better with my glasses. I put Tabasco sauce on everything. Clothes prevent people from laughing when I approach. Beer makes me better looking.
I could go on and on, but my sleeping pill is about to kick in…
