To whom it may concern:
Cayenne Lemonade has been unavailable to post the past two days due to his preparing for Mother’s Day.
He is attempting to make up for three years of buying brooms and mops (and 40 years of bad perfume for his mom) for his wife with this years’ version of thoughtfulness, which will hopefully not include domestic products nor the standard statement…”I’ll move you to the Caribbean.”
This ploy has run its course. It never really worked anyway.
Wish him luck.
