Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Just to let you not know...

I saw a sign announcing a concealed handgun license class.

I might go. I’m not going to tell you even if I do. This way, you won’t really know if I’ve got one. Telling you I went would kill the entire "concealed" part of the deal.

If you know I don’t have a gun you wouldn’t hesitate to break in and take my stuff.

But, since you don’t know…