What do you believe? Cayenne Lemonade offers a hand...
____ If you believe that before the foundation of the world that it was predestined that you would be reading this blog, you are Presbyterian.
____ If you believe that this blog is whatever you want it to be, you are a Unitarian.
____ If you are reading this blog with your three wives, you are Mormon.
____ If you believe that the typographical errors in this blog can fix themselves, you are a Christian Scientist.
____ If you aren’t sure if this blog exists, you are an agnostic.
____ If you are reading this blog from Tom Cruise’s house, you are a Scientologist. At least you’d better say you are.
____ If you feel the urge to tell a impartial third party that you feel guilty for reading this blog, you are Catholic.
____ If you think you should ask your preacher whether it is okay to be reading this blog, you are a Baptist.
____ If you are reading this blog through the window of an internet café while your horse and carriage is at a stop sign, you are Amish. Otherwise, you are NOT Amish.
____ If you believe that this blog is in all things and all things are in this blog, you are a Pantheist.
____ If you believe when 144,000 people have read this blog the world will end, you are a Jehovah’s Witness.
____ If you think this blog was created and then abandoned, you are a Deist.
____ And finally, if you don’t believe this blog was intelligently designed and was a complete accident, you are an atheist.
