At this point we’d like to take the opportunity to introduce you to Mr. Shaft
If you were wondering the name of the African-American Private Investigator who is very popular with women…it’s Mr. Shaft.
(That’s correct.)
If you were wondering the name of the gentleman that would be willing to take a risk to help another person from his community….it’s Mr. Shaft.
(Does this excite you?)
And do you know the name of the civil servant who is not afraid to face danger?
Again, it’s Mr. Shaft.
(That’s correct.)
We’d like it to be known that Mr. Shaft is a very intense…
(Please be quiet)
Excuse me, I’m merely referring to Mr. Shaft.
(Oh, sorry we interrupted you)
Mr. Shaft has a lot going on in his life and he is difficult to understand for almost everyone, except for his significant other.
(Mr. John Shaft, Esquire)
