Wednesday, March 25, 2009

When Facebook becomes too personal...

Good News! The adolescence of high school and college are just a mouse click away. You too can continue to find your value by hanging out in cliquish groups.

On Twofacedbook, you don’t have to worry about meeting new people or making new friends, you can just stay home AND hang out with your 10th grade English class!

With Twofacedbook, just click onto your page, open a few beers and tell everyone about it! Everyone will get a kick out of the crazy things you type while you catch a buzz. It will be just like a cyberspace sorority/fraternity house!

Tell us about your perfect kids, your great house and the vacation you took to the beach, complete with pictures. With Twofacedbook, everyone will think you’ve got a perfect life…while their own lives are falling apart. But don’t worry, they’ll tell you a pack of lies too. With Twofacedbook, you don't have to be afraid you'll have to show compassion or really connect with people.

And since EVERYONE in your circle of 10,824 friends can see what you are writing, the superficial half-truths you tell will suffice for the story of your life. No more one-on-one heart-to-heart conversations for you. It will be like you are a celebrity and Twofacedbook is your own personal publicist!

Smooth over the past failures, embellish the rest, share only what makes YOU look good…It’s Twofacedbook!