Dear Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi,
I just thought I’d write and help you with something.
I’ve noticed every time that you try to have a Global Warming event (so that you can create panic in order to tax me more), it snows. So I’ve enclosed a calendar to help you schedule your next one.
A few notes as you turn the pages…
The months of November-February are really bad ideas.
March/April and September/October are usually ok.
May-August are the best months to make your point.
Sincerely,
