I keep seeing these ads for “Things Your Dentist Don’t Want You to Know.”
Here's what they are...
1. They never wash their hands. Ever.
2. Tiny pinch=Excruciating pain
3. There is no such thing as sugarless gum.
4. Telling you that you should "floss daily" is an inside joke/coping mechanism shared by all dentists that in Swahili means, “man, your breath stinks!”
5. They videotape everything.
6. They could just give you a pill to numb your mouth, but they just really like needles and love the irony of saying “tiny pinch” to people.
7. They can have all the nitrous oxide they want and no one can do anything about it.
