Thursday, June 11, 2009

EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT

This document is to help you understand your role with our company. It outlines duties and standards of performance for your role.

Description of Work:
• To call and call on prospective customers to sell sponsorships, speaking very quickly and saying “uh” about every three seconds.
• To accurately record the results of each call, no matter how embarrassing.
• To submit reports and orders when reminded to repeatedly by your mother.
• To try to stay awake during meetings.

Standards of Performance
• You will always be courteous and polite to the people you call, especially the rude responders, although you may give them the finger and/or make faces into the phone.
• Upon making a sale, you will forget to get the ad copy, mailing address, start date, and name of the person you spoke to as you will be so surprised to have sold anything and immediately hang up before they change their mind.

Agreed to by ________________ on ______________

Station Representative _________________ on _______________________