In a bold move designed to curb gun violence, legislators have passed a comprehensive bill that will solve the problem.
Titled Bill 734, the legislation states, in short, “citizens will no longer be allowed to shoot one another.” The Bill is the effort of legislators to govern with a common sense approach.
“We spent all this time making laws about citizens bringing their guns into restaurants, stores and trying to get them to register their weapons or wait seven days until they can buy one. It finally occurred to us that if we just said you can’t shoot other people, it would solve all our problems with violent crime.”
In other legislative news, lawmakers were expected to pass a bill that would make it illegal to buy stuff on credit that you can’t pay for.
