Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett"
Now listen to a story about a man named me
When it came to home repairs…he was clueless as can be
He didn’t have a drill, he didn’t have a saw
And he thought that hammerin' nails…was agin’ the law
Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom...
Handy, he’s not…two left thumbs…inept
First thing you know, Ol’ me is on the phone
Calling all the con-trac-tors there is to be known
Was heard to be asking, can you come and take a look?
I got no help from my home repair book.
Boom boom boom boom, Boom boom boom boom...
Useless…education…liberal arts…
We all get this idea that we can call a bunch of contractors and get quotes in order to make a decision, like we are some large corporation or something. In reality, we just hope SOMEONE will come and agree to do the work.
